1.80 after the important task is to create 08 after.
2. Facts have proved that love can withstand wind and rain, but can not stand plain; friendship can stand the plain, but can not withstand the wind and rain.
3. others have their background, and I only have back ~ ~.
4. is always shiny gold, but all over the floor of gold, I do not know which pieces of their own.
5. remind everyone to learn to repair your own laptop, this is very important! Once a man, he will not repair your own laptop ...... then things we all know.
6. I am not a fortune-teller square, chatter not so much you want to hear nibbling.
7. not the end of the story is not good enough, but the requirements of our story too!
8. Love is like pulling a rubber band two people injured is always reluctant to let go of that.
9. flowers, flowers are often people who do not belong, and belong to cow dung.
10. lies with the promise of the difference is: one person to listen to seriously, and one is that the people who take it seriously.
11. singleton is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
12. Sometimes, not the other side do not care about you, but you see the other side too.
13. even believe, also hidden in the middle of a lie.
14. give my heart, will be true, but it may also be a complete injury. Keep a distance, you can protect themselves, but also destined never lonely.
15. really good friends, not together, there is endless talk about the topic, but together, if not speak, do not feel embarrassed.
16. not the other half of 100 points, only two of 50 points!
17. indifference, sometimes is not heartless, just a tool to avoid being hurt!
18. If the distance between the step 1000, you only need to take a step towards your direction I will take the remaining 999 steps.
19. generally willing to stay and argue with you people who truly love you!
20, life is not dress rehearsal, live every day; only low ratings, but wages are not high.
21, money can be used to solve the problem is not a problem, the problem is that I was poor.
22, spring, trees sprout, stock market followed the green.
23, Only women are also upset with the hero, only his wife and working hard to find also.
24, do not complain about life all day, life would not know who you are, let alone that it will listen to you complain.
25, only know just who will inevitably be broken; only soft people, end the end is a coward.
26, asked a colleague: Glory is plain, is a long arduous.
28, life is important is not the location of the station, but the direction which faces.
29. travels to brothels were not old, please Huiren Shenbao.
30. Personals: requirements are as follows, A Living, B woman.
31. to the point of the sun I'll decay.
32. to properly eat a little, only effort to lose weight.
33. Shanghai Triad, shake to Modoribashi.
34. you come back, I do not come one 忽悠!
35. Do not stoop to earth ~ ~ ~
36. do not want to cook the tailor, not a good driver.
37, I love the people I do not love him I love people who do not love me, so I was curious why so many people get married
38, Love is like fast food, do not care what flavor, to fill physical needs can
49, Love is like playing basketball grab desperately trying very hard to get after the catch when the throw will not hesitate to
40, in order to better divorce we get married
41, the word of the fate of individuals is a contradiction, edge, points?
42, Tiger does not get angry is you hello kitty face
43, the day see an aunt in the burning paper, side burn side muttering: Do not buy funds received ah ~
44, if in a million, I would buy a house rented out to another 30 every day to collect a rent. Wow Kaka ~ ~ full!
45, all in the cafeteria, study room, teaching front of the crazy kissing in public - can not afford housing are open! ! !
46, had just finished training at enterprises of female students came back with emotion: Some people are always in touch under your lap! Now the girl who number more clothes, but the more exposed; clothes, the less the number, but the less exposed! 49, Gavin inexplicable element of hospital a lot of girls who also do bare legs; we work on the jacket + pants girls homes, two took a tightly wrapped body!
50, to coax a woman hanging like Q, as at least two hours a day, after a certain number of days for the sun ... ...
51, if a safe environment for girls, she can Y D flow and makes your nose bleed die!
52, friend's wife is the warm right hand ... ...
54, the woman you have to 用心去感受, turtle * Do not take your head to think!
56, just because you were there the sea area in Qingdao strange!!!
57, I'm embarrassed to grab you, how do you have the nerve to steal it?
58, looks like your infertility!
59, you are Peisi partner Zhu Shimao's sister Pig ah?
60, very happy, also lobbied for a 5, and finally can get online!
61, into line with European prices, house prices and the moon align wages with African standards ... ...
62, do not talk to me about ideal, quit!
63, her mother said: best not to miss two things. the last one home in the car, and a love you. I want to sit the last bus to the people who love me around.
64, rather proud of the mold, not to humble love!
65, love it, as not been hurt; Sing like no one listen to the same; to dance, like no one is watching; to work, as to when there is no salary; life, to when Today is not at the same
66, in this life, you are lending money to or to repay the debt?
67, is used by men, so to be reliable; woman to love, so cute.
68, men like submissive women, but if a man likes a woman, would unknowingly listen to her.
69, you let me roll, I rolled. You make me come back, I'm sorry, roll away the
70, do you have any unhappy things? Say to make us happy.
71, with people who have a iphone thing in common: that is say sorry to use.
72, having children, such as Sun Zhongmou when, looking to find father Kim Il Sung.
73, Lady Meng Jiang was crying on the Great Wall dry red wine, White Snake stealing Ciba.
74, you are more forgetful slut really ah
75, when the wind skirt action, a monk said wind, said a monk dress move, I enter, saying: non-wind , non-skirt action, color by heart!
76, as a smoker, you must meet three conditions: tobacco, lighters, and smoking when exposed to the kind of shameless charm! ]
77, a very dark night, I suddenly want to learn, but when I found the candle when the day is bright ... ...
78, now a master's degree, as sole grain of rice, do not take sick, got not eat
79, I vowed to ten thousand installed in the machine-gun fire to you where you fall in a pool of blood, the whole body studded with Cupid Bullets!
80, I struggled to climb the ladder to the top untold, they found a ladder on the wrong wall ... ...
81, the child was dead, you come to the cows!
82, now do not call a mentor teacher, do not call the boss, called the research contractors!
83, carry the banner of one side against the wind ~ ~ wrote two characters: good guys! !
84, man who is bored ah bubble can be used to play the nose will
85, wind direction, is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of people stop, I'm afraid surrender.
86, love makes you see the world through a man, bad love makes you abandon the world for one person
87, work bored? Toss play, positive on the Internet, opposite the bed, put up on the job, tilt to work hard, fell crushed to apply for overtime, if thrown out of two, then throw every day!
88, Comrades: Do not stock, the risk is too great, or the safest tofu! Hard to do is dried bean curd, soybean curd to do is dilute, so thin is the bean curd skin, so no more is the milk, put out a stinky smell! Yeah sure win no loss.
89, I've never had soared too bike to BMW, only to see it running away in the sunset, my engine is not bad, but my car off the chain.
hang a chain, that classic ~~~~~~
Mai Zaodian a woman to take the counterfeit money, hawkers annoyed: , that at least plates, you actually draw this money! calmly said, drawing no problem, to draw you a ten, and five of anything, you even draw a seven of the! seven to seven now, at least they have painted in color ah, actually a pencil, well, good black and white to black and white, can not use toilet paper painting ah! feel bad, even toilet paper you have to use scissors to cut edges together, ah, this use of Shredded, the flash is too exaggerated, lines, edges and I put up, can you tear a rectangular ah, this triangle to be justified < br>
89 after it? Who read it? Hey -
90, turned his hand when loneliness index toes; the original, will also miss heartache when breathing ; the original, a person is a lifetime ...
91, is a spherical body!
92, his wife is a TV lover cell phone, at home watching TV, going out with a cell phone; bankruptcy sale TV, make a fortune for mobile phone; occasionally keep TV all day playing phone; fixed TV, mobile phones; channels for free, mobile phone charges. a man holding a cell phone want to watch TV.
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